Funny Bengali SMS

Funny Bengali SMS

)Cheleder mon joler moto swachho,
ar meyedr mon mobile er moto complicated.
Tai jol e mobile poruk ba 
mobile e jol poruk ultimately mobile'er e
12ta baje.

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Tumi ki amar kobita sunecho?
"Eta amr bagicha, ekhane keno hegecho?
Hegecho nahoy hegecho...
Ato patla keno hegecho?
Chitke pora Gu diye Golaper Papri keno ekecho?
Ekecho nahoy ekecho...
Gacher pata diye pachata kano muchecho?
R akhon sei gu laga haat diye Mobile ta kano dhorecho?!"
Mobile gondho

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Amr nmbr nxt week thke bndho thakbe.
mangaluru jachi fr 2 mnth.Akhn thik holo.Gie new No diye dbo.Miss u all.

Ami GADHA

Ami GORU

Ami CHAGOL

Ami VERA @ . @ @

Ami ULLU

Ami PAPI

Ami BOKA

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Are aste poro
Sobai tomar gun gulo sune fello j...

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ARKIMIDIS LAW OF LOVE- "kono chele ba meye preme angsik ba sampurno nimojjito hole meyetir j poriman emotion loss hoy ta chele tir pocket money losser soman."

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Netaji phereni..
Ajad hind nei..Bhagat sing er faansi hoyeche..Gandhiji mara gechhe..
Amaro sorirta bhalo nei re..Tui desh ta ke ektu dekhis re...!

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Jeno dur dineo tomar sathi hote pari,
onek durer poth 1sathe pari dite pari,
amar hate thakbe tomar golar dori,
2mi bolbe HAMBA HAMBA Ami debo pithe bari.

F U R IN "LOVE"
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Dara tor maa k bolchi..................
O KAKIMAAAAAAA........................DAKHO KI KORCHE

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Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.
Chad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo.
Napit chechiye bollo...
"Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

SHOTRU
Exam Special :
"Ami Vidyasagor noi je sob likhe debo r Murkho o noi je sob chere debo.
Ami holam STUDENT,sala!!B-) lekha r na lekhar majhe sob DEKHE TUKE debo...

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VOGOBAN noi j pass kriye debo,
r baje examiner noi j fail koriye dbo..
Ami holam C.U..
Sala pass r fail er majhkhane supli diye lotke rekhe dbo..

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GIRL:- ghumiye acho to swapno pathao, jege acho to vabna pathao, jodi kandcho to chokher jol pathao.
BOY:- Priotoma, PAIKHANA korchi, ki pathabo..?

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Tui ki akhon free achis?
Ekta somay pelei
amay phon korish
1ta personal darkar ache.
Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ.
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Vabchi
"TAJMAHAL" ta BECHE DEBO.
Kinbi?

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Tumi ekti bang.
tomar choto choto thang.
tumi ekti goru.
tomar lej ta tai shoru.
tumi ekti 6agol.
tai to tumi pagol.
Tomar matha mota,
tai por6o msg ta gota...

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